Foreign Turnips
discussing your turnipology abroad


Yup, you've finally decided (if you're as crazy as us) that you're a turnip. But what if you're going abroad? How're you going to tell people about it there? Well, I don't know everything about languages, but here are some useful phrases!

German
Spelt... Meaning... Pronounced
Rübe turnip Rooba
Ich bin eine Rübe I am a turnip ik bin I-na rooba
Ich bin eine blonde Rübe I am a blonde turnip ik bin I-na blonda rooba
Ich bin eine braune Rübe I am a brown turnip ik bin I-na browna rooba
Ich bin eine seltsame Rübe I am a strange turnip ik bin I-na seltzama rooba
Ich bin eine rote Rübe I am a red turnip ik bin I-na rowta rooba
Regenbogen Rüben Rainbow Turnips rayganbowgan rooban
French [jh=soft j]
Spelt... Meaning... Pronounced
Navet turnip na-vay
Je suis navet I am a turnip jhuh swee na-vay
Je suis navet blonde I am a blonde turnip jhuh swee na-vey blon
Je suis navet brune I am a brown turnip jhuh swee na-vay broon
Je suis navet êtrange I am a strange turnip jhuh swee na-vay et-ronjh
Je suis navet rouge I am a red turnip jhuh swee na-vay roojh
Je suis navet fou/folle I am a mad turnip (male/female) jhuh swee na-vay foo/foll
Spanish
Spelt... Meaning...
nabo Turnip
soy uno nabo I am a turnip
soy uno nabo rubio I am a blonde turnip
los nabos bambolean! Turnips rock!
Me encantan los nabos más de vida el misimo I love Turnips more than life itself
La cal necésita los abrazos The cabbage needs hugs

I regret that information from Sam will no longer be used on Turnipology due to the extreme amount of confusion he caused by using non-existant words! (Stupid *&%@**$)

Also, thanks very much to Alice for the correct (or so we presume) Spanish provided here. I should have trusted you all along. :)

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