Turnip Dislikes
those things Turnips are not so fond of


Turnips have their likes, they also have their dislikes. So, here are a few. Categories marked with a * could also be used when describing Sam.

~*Annoying people

~*Arrogent people

~Being blended (to make food out of Turnips)

~Blisters

~*Boasting

~Buses

~Circuses

~Cramp

~Dentists

~Depression

~Early mornings

~*Fakes/fakers

~*Greedy people

~Green uniforms

~*Grumpy people

~Homework

~*Incompetent persons

~Insecure tendencies

~Jumping jacks

~Killing

~Lard

~Monarchs

~Murder

~*Nasty people

~October weather

~*Old jokes

~PE (physical education)

~Queso (Spanish for cheese, which is very dangerous)

~RSPCA (they may sound good, but they're a bad charity underneath their false appearance)

~*Sam

~School

~Sick days

~Sleep deprivation

~Spots

~Turnips being blended to make Turnip Juice

~Turnip haters

~Ulcers

~Vandals

~Worrying about stuff

~X-rays (which appear both in likes, dislikes, and phobias)

~Yodelling

~Zoos

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