~Ashleigh

~Baked beans

~Balls (especially in PE)

~Bathing in seaweed

~Being boiled

~Bunsen burners

~Cars

~Cheese

~Clowns

~Cones

~Delivery mem

~Doors

~Edible underwear

~Envelopes

~Fireworks

~Frisbees

~Frosby flop

~Garden gnomes (stealers of sanity)

~Grass-cutting alien men

~Hedges

~High jump

~Homework

~Ice hockey

~Indices

~Irons

~Jack-in-the-boxes

~Jelly

~Kellogs cornflakes

~Kettles

~Kiev de poulet

~Lamp posts

~Lightbulbs

~Maths

~Milleniums

~Mongrel

~Nakidnes

~Noddy

~Onions

~Oscilloscopes

~Pigeon lady

~Purple bananas of doom (provoked by consumption of cheese)

~Quasar lasers

~Roads

~Sam

~Sausages

~Seaweed

~Shadows

~Shoes

~Telephones

~Toasters

~Tomorrow

~Trout

~Underwear

~Vending machines

~Very large pointy sticks

~Walls

~Wendy houses

~X-men

~X-rays

~Yo-yos

~Zebra crossings