"What does a turnip look like?"
"May the turnip force be with you!"
"Turnips are people in disguise"
"A turnip without his secret identity is buggered!"
"Turnip power!"
"Turnips are tough little creatures, you try pulling one...
"Power to the turnips!"
"Who died and made you Turnip?"
"There's a turnip watching over you"
"Turnips are better than people"
"Turnip + Juice = Turnip Juice!!!"
Trust me, only by using phrases like these ones will you truly pass as a turnip:
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