I don't have a clue wot they look like but Turnips rule! They are always cheerful & spread smiles about the world. Turnips are from a distant rainbow in Rainbowland and therefore dress in very bright colours.
The occasionally (well, quite often!) have crazy hyper spells where they run around doing pointless crazy things. Power to the Turnips!
T. Sawdust, co-founder of Turnipology
Turnips look like this [image coming!] but are the same size as humans they can disguise themselves as humans and anything they like. They wear bright colours and live on rainbows.
K.F. Cabbage, friend of the Turnips.
I don't know what Turnips look like please tell me someone! Email me!
Well, there you have it. I've successfully proved that Turnipologists are mad. ^_~